cumsockmonkey:

heyitsmec:

America.

look at that bitch smile on the left. fucking horrible.

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tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

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retrolicious-princess:

escalators-to-heaven:

kinglnthenorth:

thealoofnightowl:

feministcatlady:

thesherlockednerdfighter:

What the actual fuck

These people exist.

What the fuck

just… just fuck off america

Chill the fuck out this is obviously a joke. No one is stupid enough to do this.

Is there proof it’s a joke?  I mean, who thought the Westboro cult was real at first? …  I think that’s why this is so upsetting.  At face value you want to say “No way, this can’t be real”  but if people like the pieces of shit picketing funerals can actually exist [despite how stupid they are]  than sadly enough, pieces of shit picketing women could exist. 

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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badgal2:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

Always reblog

badgal2:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

Always reblog

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