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woodmeat:

-nirvana-fan-:

woodmeat:

she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face

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parrnasse:

trends guys hate:

  1. crop tops and high waisted shorts
  2. red lipstick

trends girls hate:

  1. being murdered
  2. being murdered for wearing crop tops and high waisted shorts

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

image

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pokemoncap:

good.

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spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

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hellyeahbeyonce:

Need ideas for pumpkin carving????

hellyeahbeyonce:

Need ideas for pumpkin carving????

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Michael Phelps caught cheating in Olympics; medals revoked

unclefather:

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.

i’m shocked

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justxjanelliex3:

xomoriarty:

ok, so today at the daycare that i volunteer at it was ‘princess and superhero’ day and this little boy walked in in this sparkling blue dress and my favorite thing is that none of the kids reacted at all, they just told him he looked pretty and went on with their day and that is why children are better than adults

this made my day

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